Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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