Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
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