He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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