So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
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