Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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