Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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