Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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