if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He told me he was married and then fingered me on the kitchen counter. It was awkward to explaining the broken toaster to my roommates this morning...
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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