There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
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