if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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