Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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