R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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