If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Doctor took one look at my penis and said, 'you don't have herpes, you just masturbate too much'
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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