he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
This is one of those moments when you do what I say or I come stalk you down like a gazelle.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I woke up wearing mittens dude
I woke up in my bathtub with the potted plant from downstairs.
checkmate.
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