Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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