he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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