that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
