Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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