I was thinking about texting her and telling her I had syphilis when I was with her and that she should get tested. just for shits and giggles. skank dahaha
i came on her dog
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
No one figured out why I brought along the vibrating massager.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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