I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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