I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
In a meeting with the accounting department. This shit is even more boring in real life and there isn't a professor to wake me up.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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