whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
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