what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I wish you would just come have sex with me in ihop. I don't want to be here
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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