The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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