Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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