I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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