I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
kristin has been a bad kristin
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
So I bought some random chick a shot she puked in her hands then I watched her make out with my roommate
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
The Olympian is in my bed
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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