Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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