I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
My liver is preforming stress tests.
You can't leave me alone in times of distress because I will fuck things 🙈😐
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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