do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
You're too drunk for my bullshit, and i'm too sober to put up with yours. I have no idea how you expect to find middle ground here.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Randomize
