I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
My dick has a subreddit
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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