I swear she didn't look like that last week.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
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