It's Friday. Sex?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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