Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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