She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I've spent 9 hours vomitting in the fetal position... how did i stay like this for 9 months?
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
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