Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
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