She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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