He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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