Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I've had more lap dances than hrs of sleep since Thursday, this is why you're planning all three of my bachelor parties
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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