Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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