# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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