I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
4pm update. Theres smashed cake inside my duffel bag, a vodka bottle in the dish drainer, and the most productive thing ive done is make 40 pigs in a blanket
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
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