Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
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