I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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