So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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