I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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