If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Randomize
