how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
