My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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