They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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